{Intro}
NEDS Kru's back with the Christmas Tunes
Keeping it manky {?}
I see the big daddy crimbo
Big saint nick with the red and white dick
Here's my fucking festive flow, wrap it up with a red and white bow

{Chorus]
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Haw haw haw we'll have a manky new year!
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Cause me and the NEDS Kru just stole all your gear

{Verse 2}
Christmas time
It makes me fucking sick
A canny get a credit card and nabidy will gee me tick
I'm a man with stick fingers but am banned fi all the shops
Santas got it in for me and so's the fucking cops

{Verse 3]
Haw haw haw ayе right that isny funny
You try having Christmas when you've got nae fucking monеy
The DSS have cut ma dole a wis like that "yer joking"
Good job you've got pressies and you've left yer window open
{Chorus]
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Haw haw haw we'll have a manky new year!
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Cause me and the NEDS Kru just stole all your gear
(You can buy it back on Ebay for twice the price buddy)

[Verse 3]
Christmas times like that ching ching
Breaking and enter and stealing your bling
Done the back and get right in
Check it oot am the crowbar king
Ring-a-ding-ding ring-a-ding-a-ding-ding
Al pump ur maw and make her sing
Front to the back to the beat to the bass
Am going thieving in your place
In the window, oot the door
Brand new telly, i'm back for more
A big fat turkey is what i'll be getting once ave sold all your wains presents
(Daddy a want ma nintendo wii)
It's doon the bag it's here wi me, plenty of fun for me and the misses
We'll be having a white christmas

{Chorus]
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Haw haw haw we'll have a manky new year!
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Cause me and the NEDS Kru just stole all your gear
{Bridge]
And there won't be snow in the wee mans scheme this Christmas
The greatest gift i'll get this year is smack
When you're skint and on the bru
And there's nothing left to do
That's why we'll be robbing you

{Chorus] x2
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Haw haw haw we'll have a manky new year!
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Cause me and the NEDS Kru just stole all your gear

[Outro]
Haw Haw Haw {?}
Haw Haw Haw na na na na na na na
Haw Haw Haw tis the season to get tolly
Haw Haw Haw na na na na na na na
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Haw haw haw we'll have a manky new year!
Haw haw haw we'll have a very manky Christmas
Cause me and the NEDS Kru just stole all your gear
Merry Christmas ya fucking fudlappers