[Verse 1]
When I hear those jingle bells jangling
I get chills in my bones
When the kids all come Christmas carolling
I saw, 'Nobody's home!'

[Chorus]
Feels like December, lasts for forever
Roll on January quick
'Cause jingle bells and cinnamon swirls
And everything else about Christmas, makes me sick

[Verse 2]
Man and wife all snuggled up happily
Brings a tear to my eye
Like a scene straight out of Love Actually
Makes me actually cry

[Chorus]
Don't give a stink, if my little girls thinks
That I'd get on great with the Grinch
'Cause silent nights and fairy lights
And everything nice about Christmas, makes me flinch

[Bridge]
Last time it was Christmas
My fella went and left us
And took away the magic and joy
He didn't even send a Christmas card for Brenda
And if he did, it would be destroy-oy-oyed