[Verse 1: Tom]
Anne Boleyn, she kept a tin
Which all her hopes and dreams where in
She plans to run away with him forever
(Never to be seen again)
Leaves a note and starts to choke
Can feel the lump that's in her throat
It's raining and she leaves her coat in silence

[Pre-Chorus: Tom, Dougie, Harry, Danny]
We're sorry but we disagree
The boy is vermin, can't you see?
We'll drown his sins in misery
Rip him out of history

[Chorus: Dougie]
People marching to the drums
Everybody's having fun to the sound of love
Ugly is the world we're on
If I'm right then prove me wrong
I'm stunned to find a place we belong

[Post-Chorus: Dougie/Danny]
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell, when will this stop?
[Verse 2: Tom]
Racing, pacing in the dark
She's searching for a lonely heart
She finds him but his heart has stopped
She breaks down

[Pre-Chorus: Tom, Dougie, Harry, Danny]
We're sorry but your majestry
Refusing orders from the Queen
Results in a monstrosity
Remembers a voice and hears him sing

[Chorus: Dougie]
People marching to the drums
Everybody's having fun to the sound of love
Ugly is the world we're on
If I'm right then prove me wrong
I'm stunned to find a place we belong

[Post-Chorus: Dougie/Danny]
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell, when will this stop?
[Instrumental bridge]

[Chorus: Dougie]
People marching to the drums
Everybody's having fun to the sound of love
Ugly is the world we're on
If I'm right then prove me wrong
I'm stunned, to find a place we belong

[Post-Chorus: Tom/Danny/Dougie]
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
(People marching to the drums)
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
(People marching to the drums)
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
(People marching to the drums)
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell
When hell freezes over?
That's when I'll tell
(People marching to the drums)
Who is your lover?
I couldn't tell, tell, tell
When will this stop?