HOST: Hey, so welcome to my unboxing, subscribe.

TEXT ON SCREEN: [Hi Welcome 2 my Channel]

HOST: Hi. It's another unboxing video. Like and subscribe, thanks.
Here we go. *opens first box* Damn it, it's another box.
I wonder what's... *opens the second box*
Oh, it's a pair of cool sunglasses.

CHORUS: Yeah, baby, got cool sunglasses.

HOST: I think I'm gonna like these sunglasses because it improves:
Self-esteem, hirability, interpersonal relationships- Next box.
Already unboxed. There's something inside... What is it? Dust.
That's a great product, I have that one at home.
Are there any more boxes? Yes.
There's one more, it says "FRAGILE do not open"
Hmmm... I wonder if-
Well, thanks so much for doing the unboxing with us.

CHORUS: If you find something in a box, just wait patiently
And think carefully, and you just might figure out what the darn thing is. (What's the darn thing?)