[Verse]
Darling, confess your sins to a priest
Or attempt to be civil when screaming, at least
All you do is run and hide
No one's gonna find out you're alive
So a one, two three, four
One, two three, four
One, two three, four
One, two, three, four, a
One, two three, four
One, two three, four
One, two three, four
One, two three, four

[Outro: Bill Wurtz (Spoken Word)]
If someone tells you they live in Greenland, they probably live in its capital city, Nuuk (Nuuk)
There's a school, a bus, a mall, a church, and a very wavy building to do concerts
I'll be up here on a pedestal holding my stick
I'm the founder (He's the founder)
I'm the founder