BILL WURTZ: It's time to make the thing, for Thursday.

BILL WURTZ: I want it to be a really good thing. I want it to be a really crazy thing... Can't think of anything.

BILL WURTZ: Come on.

Searches "pants bread" on the Finder in OS X.

BILL WURTZ: Free video ideas, yeah.

BILL WURTZ: Okay. "beans", yeah, whatever. "this is the road", "maybe I'll get out of here someday". "bread", "tape", "i'm on my floor", done.

BILL WURTZ: Okay, so we have "hang me", "writing a letter to you-"

CHORUS: I'm writing a letter to you on my floor.

BILL WURTZ: "sometimes I stand in my room", sometimes I stand in my room, sometimes I ... whatever. Sometimes I whatever.

BILL WURTZ: I can't think of anything.

Presses the touchpad on the MacBook Pro to stop recording.

CHORUS: Sometimes I whatever.