I hate music, but I like to sing
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa!
But that's not music! Not what I call MUSIC, no sir!

Music is a lot of men with a lot of tails making lots of noise like a lot of
Females
Music is a lot of folks in a big dark hall where they really don't want to be
At all with a lot of chairs and a lot of heirs and a lot of furs and diamonds!
Music is silly

I hate music...but I like to sing