Ivor Cutler
Good Morning! How Are You? Shut Up!
Good morning. How are you? Shut up!
Don’t give me the small talk, give me the big talk
A million, million and six
Oh I love that big talk! Give me some more!
Elephants, elephants
Oh I love that big talk, give me some more
No?
I hate to talk the big talk, I love to talk the small talk
Alright, go ahead
Flies, mice and spiders
Mice, flyders and spice
Spice, mice and flyders
Mice, spiders and flies
Are you finished with your small talk?
Yes
Goodbye

Good morning. How are you? Shut up!
Don’t give me the big talk, give me the small talk
A millionth, millionth of six
Oh I love that small talk! Give me some more!
Microscopes, microscopes
Oh I love that small talk, give me some more
No?
I hate to talk the small talk, I love to talk the big talk
Alright, go ahead
Cows, yaks and mammals
Maks, yammals and cows
Yaks, yows and cammals
Cacks, mammals and cows
Are you finished with your big talk?
Yes
Hello!