Ivor Cutler
Mud
Mud, mud everywhere
Mud, what'll I do?
Mud, mud everywhere
I got a lump right under my shoe

What shall I do with a lump of mud?
Mummy, what shall I do?
Peel a leaf from the Linden tree
And wipe it off your shoe
What should I do when my shoe is clean
And I step back into the mud?
Press another lump of mud back on
So your shoe won't look absurd

Mud, mud everywhere
Mud, what'll I do?
Mud, mud everywhere
I got a lump right under my shoe
Lump right under my shoe

Oh, shut up