Ivor Cutler
Cockadoodledon’t
I saw a Cockadoodledon't in the garden
Sitting on a sycamore leaf
And singing cockadoodledo
I threw my little yellow shoe
He started singing cockadoodledon't
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum dum
(One, Two, Three)

I saw a big tomato sandwich in the kitchen
Sitting on a housemaid's knee
And singing cockadoodledo
I threw my little yellow shoe
It started singing cockadoodledon't
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum dum
(One, Two, Three)

I saw old Santa in the chimney
Sitting on a pile of soot
And singing cockadoodledo
I threw my little yellow shoe
He started singing cockadoodledon't
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum dum
(One, Two, Three)

I saw an elephant at the bus stop
Leaning on a young man's leg
And singing cockadoodledo
I threw my little yellow shoe
He started singing cockadoodledon't
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum dum
(One, Two, Three)
I saw my granny at the pictures
Biting all the buttons off the seats
And singing cockadoodledo
I threw my little yellow shoe
She started singing cockadoodledon't
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum dum
{blows raspberry}

I saw the cobbler in the shoe shop
Mending lots of little leather shoes
And singing cockadoodledo
I threw my little yellow shoe
He started singing cockadoodledon't
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum dum
(One, Two, Four)