Ivor Cutler
Go On, Jump!
Go on, jump!
No.
Jump, jump!
No. The grass are green, the flowers is brown and crimson, so I shall not.
And besides, two centimetres is not far even if you are small.
I command you to jump.
Alright, I shall jump.  But you are a fool, because I am stuck and you know it. You stuck me.