Who wants a suck of my thumb?
Me! Me! Me!
Who wants a suck of my thumb when I'm sailing on the sea?
It tastes lovely in the daylight
But it tastes even better at night
So, who wants a suck of my thumb?
It’s the tastiest suck in sight

Who wants a suck of my thumb?
Me! Me! Me!
Who wants a suck of my thumb when I'm sailing on the sea?
It tastes lovely in the daytime
But it tastes even better at night
(Come on Ivor!)
So, who wants a suck of my thumb?
It's the tastiest suck in sight