Ivor Cutler
I Believe In Bugs
I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs

If you come round to my restaurant at half past four
You can see the little buggies walking round on the floor
Singing

I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs

See their happy faces as they swagger along
Shaking at their tonsils as they belt out their song
Singing

I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs

When you squat down at the seaside for a snack on the beach
You can hear the buggies chortle as they jump out of reach

I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs

Lying in the silken ground one day
I shall sense the buggies wriggle as they eat me away
Singing
I believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs
I truly believe in bugs