[Verse 1]
And so I dig sometimes for some coal and some stone
And I think to myself, I'm all alone
And then I, I saw a cute little piggy
And so I fed you some wheat and you followed me
All the way back to the factory
And then I screamed at the top of my lungs
Best friends from now on!

[Chorus]
And I say, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah, I said hey
Best friends from now on
And I say, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah, I said hey
Let's get this cooking on!

[Verse 2]
And he fried
Oh my god, did I fry
I fried all the pork
It's a taste infusion
And he grills
Oh my god, did I grill
It was such a thrill
Pass the barbecue sauce

[Chorus]
And I say, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah, I said hey
My best friend has now gone, and I say
Don't cry for me, just keep me inside
Inside of your big dwarf belly
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, hey, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeeeah
Eating friends is so wrong