[Verse 1]
Mamma mia, Chonky Chonk
Used to play that honky tonk
And I bet you won't forget
The way she bent that donkey donk

[Chorus]
I'm feelin' so alone
So won't you take me home
And let me blow that big trombone?
(Oh, yeah)
Blow that big trombone

[Verse 2]
Got my brand new pair of shoes
Got my gin and got my juice
I might let you, I might get you
I might make your mama lose

[Chorus]
I'm feelin' so alone
So won't you take me home
And let me blow that big trombone?
(Oh, yeah)
Blow that big trombone
(Oh, yeah)
Blow that big trombone
[Bridge]
There's a band singin' songs about Joanna
While the trees by the sea are sound asleep
And the man by thе piano's feelin' lonely
He's beggin', “Oh, won't you sing this simplе melody?”
-dy, -dy, -dy, -dy
-dy, -dy, -dy, -dy
-dy, -dy, -dy, -dy, -dy, -dy, -dy, -dy
-dy, -dy, -dy
Hey, Johnny
(Yeah)

[Chorus]
Let me blow that big trombone
(Oh, yeah)
Blow that big trombone
(Oh, yeah)
Blow that big trombone