[Verse 1]
Roses are red, violets are blue
You're a spaceship, I think that I like you
But you didn't strap me in for the ride
That starts when you come round mine
Need a bottle and a line just to pass the time
Think we're the shit cause we both make words rhyme
Weekend trips, your mad mood dips
You moan but I put up with it

[Pre-Chorus]
That we cry loads, we don't eat
You drink loads and I don't sleep
You like films, you like salt beef
I like it when you look at me

Taste the red wine on your lips
Pull your Burberry jeans down from your hips
Wanna write on your face with a bright felt tip
That you love me but you don't show it

[Chorus]
You're happy, then you're sad
Sorry, that's not my bad
Call my mate like, "what do I do?"
I'm sorry that I can't fix you
Make me feel like shit today
When I told you that you look great
I'm only your girlfriend on the weekend
And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere
You're good, then you're bad
A smile doesn't mean you're glad
Call my mate like, "what do I do?"
I'm sorry that I can't fix you
You liked me yesterday
Now your mood's all down and grey
I'm only your girlfriend on the weekend
And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else

[Verse 2]
Make my bed to wake up with you
I feel scared cause you know that I like you
Wake up to your missed call, I've got it all
We talk like we've met before
Say how we've been there, done that
One day you'll not text me back
You say you're ugly, you say you're fat
I don't get it, why do you think like that?

[Pre-Chorus]
We cry loads, we don't eat
You drink loads and I don't sleep
You like films, you like salt beef
I like it when you look at me

Taste the cocaine on your lips
Pull my dress up over my hips
Go out to dinner, give the waiter a tip
This feels like love a little bit
[Chorus]
You're happy, then you're sad
Sorry, that's not my bad
Call my mate like, "what do I do?"
I'm sorry that I can't fix you
Make me feel like shit today
When I told you that you look great
I'm only your girlfriend on the weekend
And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere

You're good, then you're bad
A smile doesn't mean you're glad
Call my mate like, "what do I do?"
I'm sorry that I can't fix you
You liked me yesterday
Now your mood's all down and grey
I'm only your girlfriend on the weekend
And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else

[Post-Chorus]
(Only your girlfriend on the weekend) The rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else
(Only your girlfriend on the weekend) And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else, (Only your girlfriend on the weekend) uh oh
I'm only your girlfriend on the weekend
And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else

[Bridge]
Again and again, you roll out of my bed
With a bottle of red and a shaken up head
Do you wanna be friends, do you want this to end?
You drink on the weekend, you drink to forget
Things, I'm not
Better than an England penalty shot
Better than a night out with your lot
Better than a night in with your thoughts
[Chorus]
You're happy, then you're sad
Sorry, that's not my bad
Call my mate like, "what do I do?"
I'm sorry that I can't fix you
Make me feel like shit today
When I told you that you look great
I'm only your girlfriend on the weekend
And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere

You're good, then you're bad
A smile doesn't mean you're glad
Call my mate like, "what do I do?"
I'm sorry that I can't fix you
You liked me yesterday
Now your mood's all down and grey
I'm only your girlfriend on the weekend
And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else

[Outro]
(Only your girlfriend on the weekend) The rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else
(Only your girlfriend on the weekend) And the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else, (Only your girlfriend on the weekend) uh oh
I'm only your girlfriend on the weekend
Then the rest of the time it's like you're somewhere else