[Verse 1: Ashnikko]
I got a big fat crush on myself
Pointy ears, I'm a cat, come fuck with a elf
Put a boy on my shelf, bend him over the belt
He's the cheese up on my buns 'cause you know that he melts
We all know what he felt, a feeling unparalleled
Thought that he could go and grab it but I'll see him in hell
Cream up on your salad 'cause I'm wet on the tongue
Something sweet up on your palette 'cause you begging me crumbs
I'll bring the bread to his lungs, I'm high waist strung
I'm the Sandy to his Bob, I be the death to his sponge
Shine like the sun, hold your dick when you run
He say he likes his girls nice but he's covered in cum

[Hook: Girli]
I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl
Who would give the world just to be your girl
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
I'm really sorry if my dirty tights
Make you think that you're gonna score tonight
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me

[Verse 2: Ashnikko]
Golly gee, I'll bring you up to speed
I won't drop to knees to meet your needs
I'ma take myself out, I'm a hot ass bitch
Rub one out in the shower I can scratch that itch
You don't need my age, name, sign or my number
Let me get to where I'm going, your advances are a bummer
How I feel, running from the anvil
I'm roadrunner, coyote can't stand still
Call me batshit, call me psycho
Stalk me online, call me out for a typo
Is everything about me? He's fascinated
Thinks about how much he hates me when he's masturbating
[Hook: Girli]
I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl
Who would give the world just to be your girl
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
I'm really sorry if my dirty tights
Make you think that you're gonna score tonight
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl
Who would give the world just to be your girl
It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me

[Outro: Girli]
Duh, duh, duh, duh, uh
Duh, duh, duh, duh, uh
Duh, duh, duh, duh, uh
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me
Duh, duh, duh, duh, uh
Duh, duh, duh, duh, uh
Duh, duh, duh, duh, uh
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me