Christine Ebersole
Pink
[ELIZABETH, spoken]
Is that all I'm worth to them?
A color?

Pink
Is that my only claim to fame?
Pink
My shot at permanent acclaim?
Pink
My legend branded with a rose
Immortalized in posy;

Pink
On Mamie Eisenhower's lips
Pink
On Mrs. Astor's roots and tips
Pink
The boxes packaged in a bow
that cost more than the lotion

Pink
That flash of ardor in a man's embrace
My would-be baby with a rosy face
And rabbits from the test
Who perished for a nursery
Converted to a guest room
Dressed in

Pink
With an enormous princess bed
Pink
The cherubs painted overhead in pink
Coral pink
Just pink

[spoken]
The undersigned hereby agrees to license her likeness and trademark color.

[Humming]

[sung]
When I was just a farm girl in Ontario
Could anyone have known how far I'd climb
A multi-millionairess not so long ago
The Derby winning cover girl of Time

A confidante of presidents and royalty
Her generations connoisseur in style
In years to come, I wonder how they'll picture me
A legend, or some aging erstwhile
Juvenile in

Pink
Still the eternal debutante
Pink
The only shred of me they want
Pink
My one accomplishment to last
When I'm put out to pasture

Pink
Pink
Always pink

My shoes, my furniture, my clothes
My life La Vie en rose

Pink
The glint of sunrise on a frozen pond
The glow of twilight through the dark beyond
The pink rinse of my quaff
Reclining on the matching satin lining of my coffin
Swathed in pink

My life's work withered on the vine
Pink
All for a document to sign
in Pink ink

Fuchsia Pink
Persian Pink
Peachy Pink
Mocha Pink
Timeless Pink
Storied Pink
Fabled Pink
Gloried Pink
Labeled pink

Arden Pink.

[spoken]
Well, I never even liked the color.