Mr. Varnell
RG (Rap Genius)
One day the Lord said unto me:
"Climb this mountain and you know you will see
Lots of Moses' flows as Laws they should heed
You can take one and become an RG."
Welcome to the flow-zone, all up in the ozone;
Looking down on clowns, boy: bozos owned
Man, my shine done shown
I'm always on my game of thrones
I move in silence like Gs in Gnomes;
My Genome tight, go head and make my clone
4 times the G like a Galaxy phone;
Dirking on a Kobe, black mamba moans
I crack every case, you can call me Bones
And though I whip pastry, it's more like scones
Capital hunter, I go at the domes;
I fire at foxes but I'm running on chrome
My verses be sly, my family stone;
I Ain't no Beach, though, that's cologne
Not to turn you off, but what turns you on?
They all about molly; I be on that "polly
Want a cracker, then he had to snack her"
And Kurt Cobain was his own attacker:
Such a frikkin' slacker
Ethan couldn't mack her
Just like you, your raps is wacker, WACKER!!!
Hook
Bees on the cage, beez in the trap;
Looking at Yeezus to get my dap
Sleep on BT, it's a permanent nap;
Backspacez on keys when they hear my tracks
I'm running this game like water on tap
Call me pita cause I'm on the (w)rap;
Better call PETA cause I'm killing these cats
Or maybe it's just I'm a Pain In The Apps:
There's Angry Birds or friends with words
War ain't civil, just ask the Kurds
Wanna know why, go ask the Turks
Why Hannah Montana done got the twerks?
What's it all worth when we blowing up the earth?
The whole world spun when my momma gave birth
Call me white thought cause my brain, it hurts
Any other MC trying to dream a verse
Stop playin' son, ya better call a hearse;
I'm Sling Blade with the pen, and I swang on 'em first
Chorus