Mr. Varnell
Freestyle Friday: Research
Paraphrase Pac, all pupils on me.
Boredom catching bodies, better call BT.
Database to ya face, like OMG:
Choice of any engine, got whips for free.
Indiana Jones, I put whips to the cheeks,
Going Gambino: got Freaks and Geeks:
Geek Squad, Lit Squad, I'm on my Teach
MLA Mafia, and I'm Big Meech
Topics on deck, so put ya techs on sleep
No blood round here 'cept plagiarist thieves.
Yeezus done put blood on the leaves
But his moms was a prof, murdered first degree.
Reload that Chrome that done slain Deweys.
99 problems? Theses ain't these!
Revise my lines, But I scorn y'all peeps
Only in my class to catch some Z's.