[Verse 1]
I'm a bit tipsy, I'm up all night
Her pussy was so wet and tight
Am gonna smoke a spliff until I get high as a kite
Said hold on tight, yes I
Put the keys in the car, put that shoot'a in the boot'a
Hold tight, hold tight

[Verse 2]
Foot to the floor in the Audi TT, not a police-man around was there to stop me
Got a key of weed and I'm ready to go, turn up the music yes we're gonna start the show
I'm gonna sniff that white like Al Pacino
Gonna rip up the road just like a hero
Say listen listen, pay attention

[Verse 3]
I'm gonna blow you up just like Bin Laden
Pat Flynn, yes I say let me begin
On the mic bitch yes I'm only starting
By the time I'm done I'll have you squirting
Say yes, kid yes, stand up to me
One on one, let me hear you MC
Gonna cut you up just like Freddy Krueger
Gonna roll a joint, say pass the lighter
Said yes kid, I ain't playing around
Gonna fuck up the place, gonna fuck up the town
You know me, yes I with a bag a weed
A few E's and a fine lady, with a fine body
You drive me crazy, say jump on my dick say nice and jelly
Say listen yes, I'm the best around with the new turn
Yes, say turn it up loud
[Verse 4]
Listen, to the beat one time
Listen yes with the best MC
She said to me

Ring ring, say who is this?
"I'm alone baby and I'm fucking pissed"
"I'm so horny yes, say come and fuck me"
"I want your cock inside my fanny"
So I jumped in the car, in the 141
Drove to her house like a bullet from a gun
Wasn't stopping the car for anyone, she said to me
"Pat Flynn, be my superman"
Say "fuck me yes as hard as you can"
"Don't stop baby say grab my hips, I wan't your cum all over my tits"
"You're a monster yes when your in the bed, will I bend over?"
"Will I give you head?"
"Bend over, will I give you head?" That's what she said

[Verse 5]
Come for the beat, say come follow me
I'm the wicked MC, the bad boy gypsy
Say the break comes first, say fuck the whores
Never trust them kid, I told you before
Say the break comes first say get along
Say listen to me, gonna smoke that bong
Like Bob Marley, your wicked MC, your bad boy gypsy
Say listen to me
[Verse 5]
Hold tight, with the beat come alive
With the check-up, with the get-up, with the beat one time
Listen I'm back again
With the check-up, with the get-up, with the beat one time
With the check-up, with the get-up, with the beat one time
With the check-up, with the get-up, with the beat one time
Jump up, I'ma break your face
Listen to me, with the best MC inside the country, say yes I do
Pick up the mic, now check one two
Everybody listen to this, say yes I teach ya, I am the business
Up on the mic, I'm coming on in
Up on the mic, my name is Pat Flynn
Check it back with the lyric and the mic
And a hold on tight, I'm the best MC tonight