[Sam Pepper Diss]

[Verse 1]
Yo, fuck you, Sam
Don't ever call me a bitch
You that guy that fell off
Now you're irrelevant
And you dress like you homeless
Hairline hella trash
Plus, you fake all your pranks
You fell off in a flash
Here, hold this L
I know it's a bit painful
Purple hair, blue hair
Might as well be a rainbow
Touching girl's ass in public
Man, we all know you horny
You look like that girl
From American Horror Story
Bitch

[Jay Versace Diss]

[Verse 2]
Stop calling me corny
I don't know who you are
Verified for no reason
And your nostrils are large
Why your voice so squeaky?
Plus, you're not even funny
Take your ass back to school
Get a job or do something
I would say you fell off
You were nowhere to fall from
You've been trying for years
And you still at the bottom
I know that you're jealous
No success on your channel
Yeah, your nostrils so big
Look like a shotgun barrel
Bitch
[Alx James Diss]

[Verse 3]
My name's not Rice bowl
Stop calling me that
It's RiceGum, bitch
Now you makin' me mad
You got big ass ears
And you're tall for no reason
All your Vines are trash
And your hairline's receding
Got mad when I brought up Gabbie's nose
Probably because it resembles your own
Hopefully now you'll stop talking on Twitter
I ain't gonna take no Ls from no handsome Squidward

[Kristen Hancher Diss]

[Verse 4]
You said act my age
Bitch, act your own
You a little ass girl
But you act like you grown
Take off all that makeup
And go play with some Barbies
Go do your chores
And stop going to parties
Another lip-singer
Yeah, these guys are annoying
I don't know what else to say
So I'ma roast on your boyfriend
Yeah, he got no eyebrows
And his style is trash
With his long ass neck
Is that boy a giraffe?
[Outro]
Don't you ever come at me
Cause you know I'm way bigger
Can't you see I'm posted here
Chilling with my n***as?