RiceGum
RiceGum Roast
[Verse 1: Jesse Wellens]
I got enemies, got a lot of enemies
Who the fuck is RiceGum? Why is he DMin' me?
Please stay away from my Twitter
You gonna get fucked up, pray for a ninja
Diamonds on my Play Button, boy, you fronting
You got a gold one, man, that shit's nothing
With your fake friends and fake guns, what's beef?
Beef is when I see you, I knock out your teeth
Why would I do that? You're only a meme
You make kids cry that are only 13
I asked your black friends, why the fuck are you rapping?
They busted out laughing and started clapping
Hypebeastin' with your fake Yeezys
You're such a crumb, RiceGum, you're making this shit easy
The vid with Fousey was so damn cheesy
Should'a known you got played like a fiddle
You were blind to it, so peep this riddle
What do you call a man that throws a fake hook?
Doesn't want real beef because he'd be shook?
Got a lot of fans even though he's real dumb?
That one's real easy, his name is RiceGum

[Interlude: Jesse Wellens]
"These kids must be stopped"—kid, stop it
I'ma hand the mic to Andy Milonakis
[Verse 2: Andy Milonakis]
RiceGum, you ain't shit, fuckboy, go to hell
Matter fact, hold this L, hold this L
Your raps suck dick and you got frosted tips
Fake thugs in your vids and they ain't shootin' shit
Put the mic down, boy, and stay in your lane
Get your 10-year-old army to say that I'm lame
Makin' money off all these kids in the fifth grade
You're like an angry housekeeper, you're bitch-made
Eatin' pho with my friends, man, fuck my foes
You a faux-ass rapper and you ain't got flows
Bitch from Vietnam, man, maybe you a lady, boy
Only thing you roasting is a dick with some gravy, boy
I roast that ass like edamame
Slap your father and I fuck your mommy
You think you're rude, man, I'm much, much ruder
You look like a tutor that fucks his computer
To be on the news, you'll do anything at all
Gettin' better at foosball since you hopped on Fousey's balls
You're YouTube's cancer, worse than ISIS
Beat you half to death, that's a mid-life crisis
RiceGum, RiceGum, you think you the champion
You might win some, but you just lost one
RiceGum, RiceGum, you think you the champion
You might win some, but you just lost one