[MRS. LIVINGSTON]
There is one thing to which we must come to terms
There are some things out there just as deadly as germs
Like girls with short skirts and piercings and perms
They scare mommy
They frighten mommy
But there's something you can do to calm me

[JIMMY, spoken]
What? What do I need to do, Mom?

[MRS. LIVINGSTON]
Stay clean
Stay clean
This world is a cesspool, unwashed and obscene
There's some filth you can't fight with Lysol and Bactine
Stay clean
Stay clean
Stay clean

[JIMMY, spoken]
But Mom -

[MRS. LIVINGSTON]
Stay pure
Stay pure
Oh, I know girls like that, they may have their allure
But you're just one more fly on her pile of manure
Stay pure
Stay pure
Stay pure
When I was young I did things I regret
There are people and places
I'd rather forget
But now carnal desires are put on the shelf
There are parts of my body
I don't even show myself
Some call me backwards
Some call me extreme
I feel like a salmon struggling upstream
Vice they embrace
And virtue they spurn
But someday they'll learn
Someday it'll be their turn
And someday they'll burn
So stay clean.

[JIMMY]
I'll stay clean.

[MRS. LIVINGSTON]
Stay clean

[JIMMY]
I'll stay clean

[MRS. LIVINGSTON]
Don't you make the mistakes that I made as a teen
For if sin is a fire, then that girl's kerosene
Stay clean, stay clean

[MRS. LIVINGSTON & JIMMY]
Stay clean