[Verse 1]
Swerving through the streets
Drunk as fuck
Searching for an open store
I think I'm out of luck
Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol

[Chorus]
Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down

[Solo]

[Verse 2]
Can't find an easy beer
It's way past two
There's just one thing
We can do:

[Chorus]
Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Drive her face out of town
[Outro]
Drunk drivers against mad mothers