[Verse 1]
Well, I'm searching through my bed
I got ankles in my head
And I'm throwing up really bad
It's the best time I've ever had

[Chorus]
I'm a sick boy
I'm a sick boy
There should be more

[Verse 2]
But I'm happy the way I am
A sardine in a can
People taking notes
People in white coats

[Chorus]
I'm a sick boy
I'm a sick boy
There should be more

[Verse 3]
But I'm happy the way I am
And I'm sorry I shit in my hand
People taking notes
People in rubber coats
[Chorus]
I'm a sick boy
Just a sick boy
I'm a sick boy

[Verse 4]
Well, there's assholes everywhere
Plush girls with big-town hair
But why must I suffer
For being a fecal lover?

[Chorus]
I'm a shit boy
I'm a shit boy
There should be more