[WOMEN]
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot doot!

[BERNSTEIN]
Hey, good-lookin'
You're so outta sight

(spoken) I just had to stop and say hello...

[BOLAND]
Hey, good-lookin'
Whatcha doin' tonight?

(spoken) Don't do it for me, do it for your country!

[GIBBS]
Hey, good-lookin'
How's about a date?

(spoken) ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?

[FECTOR/STEVEN]
Hey, good-lookin'
Pick you up around eight[STEVENS, spoken]
Hey![FECTOR, spoken]
Where you runnin' off to?[ALL EXCEPT BIRDLACE]
Hey, hey, hey, good-lookin'
What's a guy to do?
Say say say, good-lookin'
Searched the whole world through
I've been looking for you
[WOMEN]
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot

[BIRDLACE, spoken]
Where is he?
[LIBRARIAN, spoken]
Who?
[BIRDLACE, spoken]
Your husband.
[LIBRARIAN, spoken]
I don’t have a husband.
[BIRDLACE, spoken]
So where’s your fiancé?
[LIBRARIAN, spoken]
I’m not engaged.
[BIRDLACE, spoken]
Boyfriend?
[LIBRARIAN, spoken]
No.
[BIRDLACE, spoken]
Wait a minute—a pretty thing like you—no husband, no fiancé, no boyfriend. Well, if you ain’t a lesbian, my name’s Eddie Birdlace

Hey! Hey...where ya goin'?

[WOMEN]
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot doo!
[STEVENS]
Hey good-lookin'
I'm brand new in town

[BERNSTEIN, spoken]
So there I am at lunch with Perry Como...

[BOLAND]
Hey good-lookin'
Don't go turnin' me down

[FECTOR, spoken]
And now the cancer's spreading to my liver

[BERNSTEIN]
Hey good-lookin'
We could have some fun

[GIBBS/STEVENS]
Hey good-lookin'
Took my breath away

[FECTOR/BOLAND]
Hey, good-lookin'

[FECTOR]
You could be the one
[BOLAND]
You could make my day[GIBBS/STEVENS/BERNSTEIN][BOLAND/FECTOR]Hey,Hey,Hey good-lookin'
What's a guy to do?Hey good-lookin'
What's a guy to
What's a guy to do?Say,Say,[ALL EXCEPT BIRDLACE]
Say, good-lookin'
Searched the whole world through
I've been lookin' for

[BIRDLACE, spoken]
I can't believe it: it's a miracle. I prayed for you and here you are. You're everything I want in a girl.

[DRAG QUEEN, spoken]
And more.

[BIRDLACE, spoken]
Holy...!

[ALL EXCEPT BIRDLACE]
Hey, good-lookin'
Got me on my knees
Hey good-lookin'
Got me beggin' ya please[BOLAND/BERNSTEIN/STEVENS/FECTOR/GIBBS][WOMEN]Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'Doo doot, doot doot dah doo dootHey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'Doo doot, doot doot dah doo dootHey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'Doo doot, doot doot dah doo dootHey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'
Hey, good-lookin'Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot[BOLAND]
I think I saw you at church last Sunday
I'd be the luckiest guy
You foxy little thing
Well maybe I could get your number[BERNSTEIN]
Your dad attended my bar mitzvah
I'm pretty sure...hold on! Hold on!
Wait just a minute
Honey won't you[STEVENS, FECTOR]
You and me, me and you
A second cousin
You and me, baby
The Kennedys, that's a fact
[STEVENS/FECTOR]
Baby where ya runnin' to, don't be shy
Baby where ya runnin' to? Baby all I'm askin' you is[GIBBS]
Baby
Won't you
You and me, me and you
You and me, baby[WOMEN]
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo doot[BERNSTEIN]
Let me take you out tonight[WOMEN]
Doo[BOLAND/BERNSTEIN]
Let me take you out tonightDoo[BOLAND/BERNSTEIN/FECTOR/GIBBS]
Let me take you out tonightDoo[ALL EXCEPT BIRDLACE]
Let me take you out!
Hey, hey, hey, good-lookin'
What's a guy to do?
What's a guy to do?
Say, say, say, good-lookin'
Searched the whole world through
Searched the whole world through
And I've been lookin' for you 
 
 
 
 Hey, hey, hey![MARINES]
You and me, baby
I been lookin' for you[WOMEN]
Doo doot, doot doot dah doo dootBaby where ya runnin' to?
I been lookin for youDoo doot, doot doot dah doo dootI been lookin for youDoo doot, doot[MARINES]
Lookin' for you
Shit!