Brandon Rogers
Interviewing My Characters
Only God can judge me and I don’t even believe in God, fool!
Alright

So tell me how you think you did this year
And tell me how you think you did compared to your peers?

I think I did good
Oh, I know I did great!
I think that clown needs to masturbate…

We loved 2019, but here’s a thought…
You think in 2020 I could smoke one pot?
Will I be scary or not?
Will eat any clocks?
How many more kids will my pussy pop? *Baby crying*

Will I still be the worst man alive?
(How many bitches am I knocking up?)
Will I still be a clown?
(I need to know ‘cause I’m broke as fuck)

Will I still be naturally blonde?
You’re not natural (Hey!)
Oh, will you get off that ass you’re sitting on?

Get to writing ‘cause you’re on the clock
Our future’s in your hands wither you like it or not
Oh now! Ha!
You people don’t own me, I’ll put you back on the shelf
Well we’re not the one sitting alo-
Talking to myself…
The fuck am I doing?