Before you trick-or-treaty
Be sure you go “pee-pee”
Cause urinary track infections are a little creepy

Out past dark on Halloween?
An AMBER ALERT is on my screen
Instead of looking at that porn
You could have some candy corn

Please don’t steal that candy pale
No ‘trick-or-treat’ in county jail
Trick-or-treat with an adult
If you get raped, it’s all their fault