Illmaculate
Scribble Jam 2004- Illmaculate vs Swann
[Verse 1: Swann]
He's a little, a little small, ok check it
When I step to the mic I glow like a shiny rim
Everybody look at this shit- it's Tiny Tim
On the mic yo, you know I'm an all-star
If he's this small, think how small his balls are
How you feelin' clown?
He could probably play catcher in baseball without kneeling down
That's right it's gettin' grim
Everybody Mini Me made a mini him!
Dog, he's through
Face the facts, you got some growing up to do
That's right its true-
I'll fuck you on tape so bad, Paris Hilton will feel sad for you
[Verse 2: Illmaculate]
Yo, nice flows you useless bitch
Rhymefest ripped you a new ass, I did, that's 3 holes you use to shit with
Yo, you're a nitwit
You gonna get cooked like Bisquick when I flip it
Hey yo fuck it, this cat is lame- but I can rap the same
He looks like insert an actor's name
Anyways, this bitch sucks- he's tasteless
Get off the stage, learn to switch up your cadence
I don't wanna sound cliche today but if you shaved your face with a razor blade you'd look like an overweight Macy Grey
Faggot bitch, I'm Illmaculate
After this, yo sharper than axe handle tips
[Verse 3: Swann]
Yo, this round is nothing but mine
He's just mad because this fag just comes up to my nut line
Everything you say is wack, play it back
He couldn't come dope if he ejaculated crack
Swann in this bitch
Comin with the freestyles you know that I'm sick
How you playin', homie?
Imma give it to this dude so raw he would swear up and down I was Colby
You know I rap flyer
Don't make me have to jack you up like a flat tire
Flat the fuck out
Swann in this spot, one more down and I'm out
[Verse 4: Illmaculate]
I don't know if its cause I'm short or he's fat as fuck
But I can fit inside his stomach standing up
I'm sorry, you wanna come with the punchlines
Illmac brings the shit, its just lunchtime
Oh shit, right now its a freestyle
I'll run through your ass like Lee Miles he's wild
Oh shit, you need to back up, your rap sucks
You're a wack slut that's about to get slapped up
Anyways, he wants to talk about Illmaculate's ejaculate
Cause he finds me an attractive kid
Well, fuck that and your fat jokes
I rap though and I'll slash this cat's throat