(Essentially a reading of the Mindless Self Indulgence song "Like Shit")

Oh, surprise, make mine a supersize
Fuck all this metal shit I'm bringing back the synthesize

Y'all don't realise, I'm what you criticise
I tried to compart- *ahem*
I tried to compartmentalise but I didn't know what it meant

Just like this, sippin' bacardi
Just like this, la-di-da-di
Just like this, just like this!