What is your bidding, my master?

I want to shove my lightsaber up your death-star trench
Cover your body with my Sith-lord stench

Yes

Kiss you sweet, just like little Anakin
Then fuck you dirty like a dark Jedi can

Juicy. Good

Obi-Wan never told you, and that just makes me harder
No... I am your father!

When last we met, I was the catcher! Now I am the pitcher!
I find your lack of pubic hair disturbing
I haven't felt this alive since Tatooine, the first time

Sister? You have a sister?