[Intro]
This song is about anybody, unless i wrote it specifically about you, in which case it's just for you
People say I don't know what I'm talking about, but I know exactly what I'm talking about, I'm about they can go fuck themselves, that's what I'm talking about
Ok, let's do this, 1, 2, 1 2

[Verse 1]
Sometimes it's the alcohol that's talking through me, but most of the time, this is how I felt
No excuses for the things that I say, it's nobody's fault because I'm doing it by myself
If you're offended by what it said, choke, chokin' on the words I should have read
The number one question on everyone's lips is
"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"

[Chorus]
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
Yes!

[Verse 2]
Shakespeare's bullshit, he was a fraud
He stole all his shit from the Greeks, and France is fake
I'm not looking for any applause
I just wanna get my fuckin' point across
The things that I say may not be right
But after I say 'em, I sleep like a baby at night
Number one question on everyone's lips is
"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"
[Chorus]
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
Yes!

[Verse 3]
I saw the tongue devil, a mouth like a whore
You never know what life has in store
A moment of glory, little dying words
Children should be seen not heard
All my life, misunderstood
I'm fuckin' too smart, too smart for my own good
The last question, before I go is
"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"

[Chorus]
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss your mama with this mouth
Yes!
I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss it
Yes!
[Outro]
A little sprinkle of happiness
A little sprinkle of sadness
And a lot of I don't give a fuck
Alright, I'll stop fucking around