[Verse 1: Iceman Griffin]
Iceman Griffin checkin' back again
I got me a brand new Minecraft skin
I spawned in a great, great, great big plain
I play Minecraft over and over again!
I'm so happy, so glad that I'm playing this game
Nothing sad at all could happen on this day
Hold up, bros, need to check my notifications
I think I saw a pop-up from my favorite news station
Indeed I did, a new vid from Keemstar!
This is the greatest day I've had so far!
So let's watch the vid without further ado
What do you have to say, Keem, my dude?

[Verse 2: Keemstar]
What is up, DramaAlert Nation?
I'm your host, Killer Keemstar
Today, uh, is going to be a hard video to make
In fact, I wanted to make this video last night, but I couldn't bring myself to do it
A YouTube legend known as Indigo Fusionbolt, unfortunately, passed away

[Outro: Iceman Griffin]
Wait, what?