I need a toilet, my butt's gonna explode
My anus is losing control
I need to take a shit right now, Mr Cow
Somebody help me, oh shit, wow!
My tummy is rumbling, what should I do?
My ass is screaming; you need to poo!
Where's the bathroom?
I need to crap
I need the toilet
In Minecraft
I fell in this hole and I'm losing control
Out my butthole
And no one sees me as I'm shitting in the sea