[Verse: Baldi]
Welcome to my school house!
Welcome to my school house!
Haha, haha, that's right!
Welcome to my school house!
I can't believe it, you're incredible!
Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!

[Chorus: Principal of the Thing]
No running in the halls!
No drinking drinks in the halls!
No eating food in the halls!
No escaping detention in the halls!

[Verse 2: Baldi]
Math! Math!
Everybody's favorite subject!
Math! Math!
Everybody's favorite subject!
Problem one...
Problem two.......
Problem three..........
You're doing fantastic!

[Breakdown: Baldi]
1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Great job!
[Chorus: Principal of the Thing]
No running in the halls!
No drinking drinks in the halls!
No eating food in the halls!
No escaping detention in the halls!
No running in the halls!
No drinking drinks in the halls!
No eating food in the halls!
No escaping detention in the halls!