[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Here you are on a boat
You're adrift
You're afloat
One might even say you're stuck
Well I don't want to gloat but
I would like to note that you're in luck
You've been saved by the ape that rules these waters
So forget about your wives and daughters!
First mate introduce me to them pleeease!

[SHIRA]
Aye, Aye, Captain Gutt
He's a big scary
[SHIRA AND SILAS]
Elegant and hairy
[SHIRA, SILAS, AND SQUINT]
Feared inspiring
[SHIRA, SILAS, SQUINT, AND GUPTA]
Years till' retiring
Looting stealing
[FLYNN]
Banana peeling!
[ALL PIRATES]
Undisputed master of the seas!
[SID]
Oh jeez

[CAPTAIN GUTT]
That's me!
[ALL OTHER PIRATES]
Tis' he!
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
It's me!
[ALL OTHER PIRATES]
Tis' he!
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
That's me!
[ALL OTHER PIRATES]
Tis' he!
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Okay, Okay

[CAPTAIN GUTT]
I'm a primate pirate pioneer and these are my brave buccaneers
All of whom were once lost souls like you
[RAZ, GUPTA, FLYNN]
It's true!
[GUPTA]
He rescued us!
[SQUINT]
He saved our butts!
[SHIRA]
For that we owe our lives to Gutt and assuming he doesn't kill you
[ALL PIRATES EXCEPT GUTT]
You will owe him too!
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Kill them? Who, me?
No. Well, at least not this very large useful mammoth
[MANNY]
Hey, hands off
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Anyway....

[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Here we are on ship
Moving at quite a clip through the ever shifting ice
[SHIRA]
Come along on a trip
[FLYNN]
That's a hint
[SQUINT]
That's a tip
[SILAS]
That's good advice

[CAPTAIN GUTT AND SHIRA]
In a world that's going under
To survive you must learn to plunder
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Luckily that's my field of expertise
[SHIRA]
He's the best!
[SQUINT AND FLYNN]
He's a robbing thieving
[DIEGO]
We really should be leaving
[RAZ]
Weapon throwing
[MANNY]
We gotta get going
[SQUINT]
Sloth slaying
[SID]
Wish we could be staying
[ALL PIRATES EXCEPT GUTT]
Undisputed
Uncontested
Monkey suited
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Yeah you guessed it!
Master of the seas!

[MANNY]
Oh please!

[CAPTAIN GUTT]
That's me!
[ALL OTHER PIRATES]
Tis' he!
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
That's me!
[ALL OTHER PIRATES]
Tis' he!
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
It's who?
[ALL OTHER PIRATES]
It's you!
[CAPTAIN GUTT]
Just testing
I knew
It's me!