[Chorus]
Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Grrr)
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy
Can show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)
Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite!
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy
Can show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)

A good guy is gonna buy you a drink
But a nice guy is gonna buy you ten
And when you're too drunk to drive he'll be right outside in his ride to provide a friend
And the night could end at your doorstep but he'll just wink
Because you're tripping if you think that he'd take a hink
He might even help you get undressed and tuck you in
And in the morning leave a nice note to show he's been
Is it your cup of tea for him to up and leave?
Kick it a little then blow town like a tumble weed
You tripping if hoping it'll go down like an undersea submarine
The women that live in the fantasy pipedream, tunnel seen
When I get up, said I stutter, a-and, I-I, kn-n-now no other
Way to be forward and totally open except to mutter
Nice guy's leave your bright side and find another

Yo, wazzup? I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Grrr)
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy
Can show you a real nice night!
Yo, what's up I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you
Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Hard!)
Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy's
Gonna show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)