Yeah, so smooth, so smooth
Now give me some chimes in my headphones
More chimes
Yeah, that's nice
Uh

Want a one way ticket to the best of both worlds, girl?
Honestly, my big dick is just a small part of who I am
As a person
You understand what I'm saying?
Sometimes, I imagine me and you
On a remote sandbar in the Indian Ocean
Finally, some privacy
The sun shining off my glistening pecs
Have long since abandoned my constricting haberdashery
My Fabio-like hair is blowing in the pleasant island breeze
And it's like a Capri Sun commercial
Except instead of skateboarding
We're making love

Without you, I can't sleep
I weep like a willow
Come see what the truth fairy leave beneath the pillow
Kick it here with mellow me
Follow me to bed and then we'll make a little melody
Bah buh bah bah bah
I'm loving it
I don't care if you're dumb as a fence post
As long as you're built like a brick wall
Fuck a ten, baby girl, you're a perfect eleven
God must've dropped you on your head right from heaven
It's true
You got it poppin' like a gun shot
Girl, you're hot as a sun spot
Come to my spot
We'll read the heat, I'll treat you sweeter than a gum drop
Will you be my kumquat?
Damn
Damn, that sounds sexy, huh
Yes