[Verse]
Wow! You will love it!
Holy cow
Simply stunning
Powerful and now
Everyone sees, strength and energy, there is no competition
Tight and young with stamina you won't believe
It's super cool, super so not a loser
You lose, if you miss out
Mexicans think it's more terrific than
Snacking on churros on a burro ride
You like winning, don't you bitch?
Huge, my god, tremendous
Incredible, nobody better it's evident
All the wannabes woulda coulda shoulda put a foot in their mouth

Bigger than bigly, riddle me
How could it be that I am such a man when a man that I am
Yet all of my enemies doubt

Very sad, very, very bad
It's simply pitiful and overrated
Sometimes I stare in the mirror, when I get scared I stand here, Naked, holding my flabby stomach and I think it could be nice to Turn the oven on and stick my head in