[Verse 1]
I was playing TF2 the other night
When I suddenly saw the most epic sight
A player on the other team all dressed in green
Brightest loadout of all humankind
We fought each other long and hard - both one on one
But he was dodging left and right, shooting his gun
And, finally, after a fair fight, when he won
In the chat he dropped his Lenny Bind

[Chorus]
Did you see that guy?
He's so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind
Look at his weapon shine
Check out that funny sign
He has the superior mind
He's got a Lenny—

[Verse 2]
Bind me to my word, this is the truth
The absolute coolest thing about the youth
Is their hilarious, original, clever quips
I wish that I could ever be that smooth
So when this Scout main owned me in a fight
I was speechless, no way to comeback to the bright
Funny and simply epic chat response
With nothing that could beat a Lenny Bind
[Chorus]
Did you see that guy?
He's so hip and fly
He's the coolest guy
'Cause he's got a Lenny Bind
Just hang me out to dry
'Cause I'm about to cry
Can I get my weapon signed?
He's got a Lenny Bind

[Interlude: Chica Caliente]
I saw you on a Minecraft trade server today and I just
Oh, I couldn't contain myself, you are just so sexy!
Take me now, Papi, I love your Lenny Bind!

[Chorus]
Did you see that guy?
He's so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind
He shot me and I died
Then owned me with a bind
He’s confident and so kind
He's got a Lenny Bind