[LUCIUS]
There are so many douchebags in the world
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
That any charm or potion could ever bring
But men like that, they have her on a string
And they don't care

For there will always be guys like Potter
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her

If you'd only done
Something more for the one
Back when you were young

[SNAPE]
So many assholes in this place
So many assholes in my face
Why can't they leave me alone
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between

[LUCIUS & SNAPE]
We'd treat them nice and never be mean
And we would care
But there will always be guys like Potter
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never ever think her perfect as you/I thought her

[LUCIUS]
But now you're alone
Left to pout and moan
'Cause you were totally pwnd