[BRIAN H, spoken]
But there's gotta be some other way to beat Margaret than all this loathsome singing and dancing. We need a... molecule reverser o-or a weather machine or something! I-I know I can think of something...
[JOE]
Ha ha, Brian. You know that you can't-
[BRIAN H, sung]
Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
For all we know, You-Know-Who
Could be watching us
[JOE, spoken]
He can't be, he's dead!
[BRIAN H, sung]
That never stopped our plans before
You've no idea what I have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
If we had nothing to discuss?
He may be gone, but that is just as well
So come inside, don't you fret
For it's not over yet!
[STARKIDS]
Evil plans
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands
We love making evil plans!
[BRIAN H]
Friends and companions of evil and sin:
Think not of loss, but a new way to win
For what is present without a beginning
To start it all?
[STARKIDS, spoken]
He can't be, he's dead!
[BRIAN H, sung]
There is a boy that everyone knows;
The plan is simple: I propose that
We choke the weed before it grows up
And ends it all
Do you follow me?
So it's not over yet!
[STARKIDS]
Evil plans
What a brilliant evil plan!
Malfoy, you're an evil man
We love making evil plans!
[ALL]
Our history is nothing more
Than what the losers settle for...
[BRIAN H]
So look alive, and don't forget
That's it's not over
[ALL]
It's not over
No, it's not over yet!
[DYLAN]
You've gotta
Kick it up a notch
If you're ever gonna reach your goal
You can't sit around and watch
Your destiny is in your control
Go 'head and
Kick it up a notch
If your life is at a level too low
There's no attempt that you can botch
When all you gotta do is just give it a go
But then again what do I know?
What I see right there
Is a prisoner
Who's sitting on top of the key
So kick it up a notch
If you ever wanna be free
[JAIME, BRIAN H, & JOE]
Shh...
All you gotta do is
Kick it up a notch
To dig yourself outta this hole
You wanna have the things they got?
Then you gotta give that dice a roll
[JAIME]
Kid, kick it up a notch
What's the point of less when there is more?
[JOE]
Have a cigar
[BRIAN H]
A glass of scotch
When opportunity knocks on your door
You let him in and then ya-
[JAIME, BRIAN H, & JOE]
Settle the score
[DYLAN]
Life is short so
Before it's over
[DYLAN, JAIME, BRIAN H, & JOE]
Take a chance and think it through
[DYLAN]
You better
Kick it up a notch
It's the human thing... to do
(spoken)
Well, Joey, whaddya say? Hey, c'mon, Los Angeles, let him hear it!
[Audience cheers.]
[JOEY, sung]
I think I'll kick it up a notch
I don't care about the queen or the hive
[DYLAN, spoken]
That's the spirit! Kick 'em all straight in the crotch! How about that?
[JOEY & DYLAN, sung]
Who are they to deprive us of wanting to-[DYLAN]
Kick it up a notch
Never give yourself a reason to doubt
You gotta strike it while it's hot
'Cause that's what livin's all about
My dear Bug, it's time the
Lights went
Out![JOEY]
I'm gonna be a Starship Ranger!
I'm gonna be a Starship Ranger!
I'm gonna be a Starship Ranger![STARKIDS]
Woo!
[DYLAN]
Line up, sign up
If you're looking for some sin
[JAIME]
And a dirty way to win, yeah!
[BRIAN H]
Get pissed, enlist
Tap into the devil within
[JOE]
And let the villainy begin
[ALL]
We're joining forces
[BRIAN R]
We're making clever quips
[ALL]
We revel in malevolence
[JOEY]
Four thousand horses of the apocalypse
[JOE]
Giddy up, Gotham
[LAUREN]
Giddy up, up, up
[ALL]
We're going rogue, rogue, rogue!
Rogues are we!
[LAUREN]
We are the harlots and the hussies
[ALL]
Rogues are we!
[JOE]
We are the swindlers and the cheats
[ALL]
Rogues are we!
[JAIME]
We're rising up from the underground
[ALL]
Rogues are we!
[BRIAN H]
We're taking over your streets, oh yeah!
[MEREDITH]
Riddle me this
I've got a puzzle that put you to tears
I'm cruel but never crass
[BRIAN H]
Look no further than here
To see a penguin without peer
I've got a certain touch of class
[DYLAN]
I made a fear toxin in the form of gas
[DYLAN & MEREDITH]
Then I wear a scary mask
[JOE]
I've got ice in my veins
[JAIME]
Venom on the vine
I'll weed out any wussy
[LAUREN]
I'm a pretty little kitty
But I ain't no-
[ALL]
Rogues are we!
[LAUREN]
We are the harlots and the hussies
[ALL]
Rogues are we!
[JOE]
We are the swindlers and the cheats
[ALL]
Rogues are we!
[JAIME]
We're rising up from the underground
[ALL]
Rogues are we!
[BRIAN H]
We're taking over your streets
(spoken)
Come on!
[ALL]
Rogues are we!
[JOEY]
Rogues!
[STARKIDS]
Hup!
[JOEY]
Assemble
Gather
Unite
[STARKIDS]
Bee bop!
[JOEY]
And take a mental snapshot of this most auspicious night
[STARKIDS]
Wooo!
[JOEY]
We’ve got strength in numbers now, the battle can begin
[STARKIDS]
Hoo ha ha!
[JOEY]
We’re waging war on Batman, and the war is our’s to win
[STARKIDS]
Hoo ha ha ha!
[JOEY & JAIME]
Rise up! Like a natural disaster
We take The Bat, and then we take back the town!
We harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance
In solidarity, he hasn’t a chance!
[ALL]
Rogues are we![LAUREN & JOEY]
Rise up! Like a natural disaster
We take The Bat, and then we take back the town
We harm in harmony, arm in arm we hold our stance
In solidarity, he hasn't a chance[STARKIDS]
Rogues are we!
Rogues are we!
Rogues are we![JOEY, spoken]
Let's dance!
[ALL, sung]
Rogues are we!