Darren Criss
No Scrubs
[ARTIE]
Ooh, yeah
Uh!
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So

[BLAINE (with ARTIE & NEW DIRECTIONS BOYS)]
(No!)
I don't want your number (No)
I don't want to give you mine and (No)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (No)
I don't want none of your time and (No)

[ARTIE & SAM with NEW DIRECTION BOYS]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
[RYDER]
But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me

[SAM (with ARTIE)]
'Cause I'm lookin' like class
And he's lookin' like trash
Can't (get wit' no deadbeat ass, so)

[JOE (with ARTIE & NEW DIRECTIONS BOYS)]
(No!)
I don't want your number (No)
I don't want to give you mine and (No)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (No)
I don't want none of your time (No)

[ARTIE & SAM with NEW DIRECTIONS BOYS]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
[RYDER, (ARTIE)]
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (You)

[SAM, (ARTIE)]
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (I'm talking to you, baby)

[JOE]
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you

[ARTIE]
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh, no, I don't want no

[BLAINE with NEW DIRECTIONS BOYS]
No scrub
No scrub

[ARTIE & RYDER with NEW DIRECTIONS BOYS]
No, I don't want no scrub

[RYDER & SAM with NEW DIRECTIONS BOYS, (ARTIE)]
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Get no love from me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Trying to holler at me)
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (From me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Trying to holler at me)

[BLAINE & SAM with NEW DIRECTIONS BOYS, (ARTIE)]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (From me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride (Of his best friend's ride)
Trying to holler at me (Trying to holler at me)

I don't want no scrub (No scrub!)
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me (Get no love from me)
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (Trying to holler at me)

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that
Can't get no love from me (No love from me)