Hello, my name is Kris, Kris, Kris, Krists, Krists, Kris

Who's Kris? I don't know, he might be the prince
I've never seen a theory like this, tell me who is Kris?
Can I meet him underwater, I wanna go home with the fish
And I think Kris is a hero, sun goes down then Kris turns zero
Summon the crown then Kris speaks riddles
I would never lie about Kris Dimple
I wanna learn, maybe he's a worm
Maybe he's a goblin, maybe he's a-
Maybe he's a dream, maybe he's a she
Maybе he's a- just another crazy theory, maybе he's me
I swear I can't tell, maybe I'm under Kris Dimple's spell
And everyone's asking who's Kris?
Kris is a savage like Kris
And I wanna tell you who Kris is
Kris is a good guy, that is it
La-la-la

Who's Kris? I don't know, he might be the prince
I've never seen a theory like this, tell me who is Kris?
Can I meet him underwater, I wanna go home with the fish
And I wanna tell you- and I wanna tell you
Tell me who's Kris
Sun goes down then Kris turns zero
Summon the crown then Kris speaks riddles
Who's Kris?