[Verse 1: Insane Poetry & SCUM]
This is Make My Motherfucking Day, Triple M-F-D shit
Circle saw and axe, LSP is what we bleed, bitch
Team Snuff tyrants, SCUM and Cyco love violence
Being inflicted on your family, sickest with all the savagery
We brought the weapons that help us create our masterpiece
Big guns to lift you up just like tractor beams
Full clip magazines showing no love led to blowing your mug leaving a hole in your skull
She could be a hot one looking hella sexy
She could catch a hot one now she hella dead
Cheating on her boyfriend but he wasn't flexing
On him when he caught them pulled the gun instead
Send someone to meet her, missed the millimeter
In the midst to hit her and he didn't miss
Then the messed up siblings ran up on the friend with
Benefits and left him looking like a piece of Swiss

[Chorus: SCUM, Insane Poetry, & Both]
You could catch one as you leave your job, peace
You could catch one walking with your kids (Yeah!)
You could catch one going to the movies
Anyone could catch one, everybody bleeds
You could catch one out with your homies
You could catch one at your mama's place
You could catch one at a fucking concert
Make My Motherfucking Day, catch one to your face
[Verse 2: SCUM]
We hitting the gym and working out, can take the most without a doubt
Could bet your loaded minivan but still your brains could get blown out
With a hollow point or copper tip, no matter what is in that clip
You might be ripped but it will rip a hole in you sinking your ship
When I see a blood, a pool of red, I can see right through the hole in your head
You're coming up dead with a piece of lead
You should have fled we'll sever the thread
Your fucking life is hanging by
And now you're dropping out the sky
With a parachute when them killers shoot and then they leave you there to die (die, die)

[Verse 3: Insane Poetry]
Contract killers we are so check our pedigree
Let it be known to the death of me it's always LSP
Insane Poetry teamed with the Russian mob boss
Toss Molotov cocktails then we mob off
We 'bout that body in the trunk type action
Deliver the fresh meat, yes, to Hell I drag 'em
Fathom the fury we 'bout to cock it back and let it go
The Unsubs with another C.S.I. episode

[Chorus: SCUM, Insane Poetry, & Both]
You could catch one as you leave your job, peace
You could catch one walking with your kids (Yeah!)
You could catch one going to the movies
Anyone could catch one, everybody bleeds
You could catch one out with your homies
You could catch one at your mama's place
You could catch one at a fucking concert
Make My Motherfucking Day, catch one to your face
[Skit: Insane Poetry]
Agh, what the fuck is going on? I don't know what the fuck is going on with me but I keep wanting to kill people like I'm not even understanding what the fuck the problem is. What is wrong with me? These voices in my head - I'm just not even this type of person, I'm trying to calm the fuck down. Andrew, think

[Verse 4: Insane Poetry & SCUM]
Maybe I should quit drugs, battle this addiction
Do it for my loved ones, do it for my kid
Get back with my ex-wife, start myself a new life
Trying to make it right for all the wrongs I did
Damn you must be higher than the frequent flyer
Why give up the cocaine when you're such a fan
Drugs are not the problem whether off or on them
Anyone can catch one, even your little man
Wait it is not too late to get an education
Kids are eating healthy, running up the stairs
Trying to make a difference and be of some significance
End up dying wealthy after many years
Skip that education, there is no salvation
And excessive sweatiness in eating rabbit food
From my hollow tipped slug 'fore your graduation
Right before you finally move to a wealthy neighborhood

[Chorus: SCUM, Insane Poetry, & Both]
You could catch one as you leave your job, peace
You could catch one walking with your kids (Yeah!)
You could catch one going to the movies
Anyone could catch one, everybody bleeds
You could catch one out with your homies
You could catch one at your mama's place
You could catch one at a fucking concert
Make My Motherfucking Day, catch one to your face