[Verse 1: Cyco]
Here I am at a nightclub looking for some action
And one night of satisfaction
Never in my life have I ever cheated on my wife
I just want a one night stand, understand
Then I saw the most beautiful woman in the place in a tight black skirt topped with black lace
Oh shit, she just winked at me
I cracked a smile and winked back then I bought her a drink, black
I walked over, said "hello" in a smooth tone
I couldn't help but notice that you were alone
We sat and talked and talked
Many drinks were consumed
Then she invited me up to her room
She stood up, I almost dropped black
Like Mix-A-Lot said "yo, baby got back"
We got to the room then she start tonguing my abs down
Pulling my zipper down, trying to get to Jim Brown
She pulled off her top, I almost died
'Cause she had more breast than Kentucky Fried
Then the G-string came down
I got hesitant, 'cause she had more bush than the president
God damn, my dick was hard enough to cut glass
And all I was thinking about was going up in that ass
So I thought about a condom and I said "fuck it"
When she put them lips on my Johnson
Yo, and when she got done waxing the head
I rode that ass like a motherfucking thoroughbred
Straight dicking her down with the long stroking
Left that pussyhole smoking
She got her nut and then I passed out
Not realizing that I'd be asked out
I woke up the next morning realizing she wasn't there
Hell I got that ass and I didn't even really care
Time to wash the nuts, can't leave 'em sour
Rushed to the bathroom to go take a hot shower
Something caught my eye with the quickness
Focused my attention on the mirror, what is this?
It was written in red lipstick, shit
And I was standing there looking like a fucking simp
I was in shock, my mouth dropped
Staring in a daze 'cause the mirror said "welcome to the world of AIDS"