[Verse 1: Mez]
Brush in my hand and ting
How can a very old man like me
Be out inna Bristol gallivanting?
Looking for ting and looking for skin
I'm in a room with the digi-est ting
Man on the roadside asking me
Can I bring them in?
Of course, I, when I'm on a friendly ting
Feeling young but I'm acting slim
Hazzy man's moving hazardous and Eggman's going in
I'm in the rave on a different ting, argan oil
[?] bit shining
Shiny, peekaboo and ting
Don't think just 'cause I'm doing this ting
That I ain't got my durag on

[Chorus: PK]
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting

[Verse 2: PK]
That Bristol ting, now, she's got nice skin
Of course that we drew that back real quick
Did she have a fat backs? Of course he did
Ask Hazzyman, he was doing his ting, I
Know what you're thinking, who mashed it? But
None of my mandem are gonna snitch
Anyway, so we like them saucy chicks, them
Gyal with the big tits and the big lips
With a fat backs just to complement it, and
Ask your girl, she likes to hold my hand
Not my fault your girl wants to reel man
Press your girl, she comes like my iPad
No one can samba samba like I can
¡Ay caramba! Who wants to test man?
¡Ay caramba! Who wants to test man?
Leng man down with the mic in my right hand

[Chorus: PK]
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting

[Verse 3: PK & Mez]
Check that pouch and I bring that oil
Gyal ah got a fat back, so I gotta take my time
Before I get myself in trouble
I don't wanna kiss and I don't wanna cuddle
Splash that girl's poom poom like a puddle
I can't swim so I brought my goggles
Mandem are dogs so we wear them muzzles
Draw that girl right back to the kennel
He was feeling her
But she wasn't feeling him
I'm on a hunt for the poomps, not a feelings ting
So why your man acting like I'm stealing tings?
I've seen all type of pickney breeze and ting
She wanna ask for all type of cleaning, king
I never knew my girl
Was a tek me for eediat king

[Chorus: PK]
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting
I'll brush man like I've got waves on my head
And you know say I am the wave captain
Me and Mezzical, we've been gallivanting
Getting it in with a Bristol ting