[MRS JOHNSTONE]
The 'ouse we got was lovely
The neighbours are a treat
They sometimes fight on a Saturday night
But never in the week

[spoken]
[FEMALE NEIGHBOUR]
What time d'ya call this then?!

[MALE NEIGHBOUR]
Time I got shot of you, ratbag!

[sung]
[MRS JOHNSTONE]
Since I pay me bills on time
The milkman insists I call him Joe

[MILKMAN]
Call me Joe!

[MRS JOHNSTONE]
He brings me bread and eggs
Says I've got legs
Like Marilyn Monroe
Sometimes he takes me dancin'
Even takes me dancin'
I know our Sammy burnt the school down
Well it's very easily done
If the teachers let the silly gets
Play with magnesium
Thank God he only got probation
The judge was old and slow
Thought it was kind of him
Said I reminded him of Marilyn Monroe