[Verse 1]
Here’s a song for Montana
And North and South Dakota too
Here’s a song for Wyoming
And all the pretty places I ain’t been to
Here’s a song for Atlanta
My sweetheart sweating in the night
Here’s a song for my mama
That saltlick lady I despise

Here’s a song for the landlord
I am sorry for the holes in the wall
Here’s a song for my friends
I hate every single one of y’all

[Chorus]
Here’s a song for Campobello, y’all
That fucking river ate my patent leather shoes
Here’s a song for my Gram and Grandpa
Old Billy with the bling man blues

[Verse 2]
Here’s a song for Arizona
Damn desert nearly done me in
You could drown in the ocean
Or you could sink in a sea of sand
I am sinking in a sea of sand
I sank in a sea of sand
[Chorus]
Here’s a song for Campobello, y’all
That fucking river ate my patent leather shoes
Here’s a song for my Gram and Grandpa
Old Billy with the blind man blues
Old Billy with the blind man blues
Old Billy with your blind man blues

[Bridge]
If I was a bird I’d fly away
But I ain’t no bird so I gotta stay
He clipped my wings he held me down
And then he shoved my face into the ground

[Outro]
I’m in the ground
If I was an angel I’d be sweet
But I ain’t holy honey that ain’t me
I ain’t nothing but a no good small town girl
Hell bent on ruling the world
I think I’ll rule the world
I’m gonna rule the world